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A YouTuber who is used in every other irrelavent youtubers titles to get views and gain relavancy
Do you know keemstar?
Yeah, but he wasn't shit until he started putting Jake Paul in the title of all of his videos
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A gentleman of Chinese origin who was a renowned harlequin during the Prussian Civil War. Well known for his ability to eat metal and divide 9 digit numbers by 7 in his head, he often wore lederhosen and fake fur coats.
Born in 1763 in the town of Coffewang, Austria, he spent his early years milking cows, goats and even badgers on a rural farm, joining the circus in 1770 as a juggler.
Little is known of the next few years of his life, although by 1784 he was employed as a courthand of King Bendilegs of Latvia. However, due to an unfortunate situation he found himself him with the King's eldest Son (rumour has it they were caught copulating in the Royal Chambers) he was sentenced to be hung as a practicing homosexual (which in that era was a crime punishable by death). The King's son was exiled and travelled to Spain where he took up employment as a minister, but Jake was spared of his fate due to his previous loyalty and ability to amuse the King.
He worked from that day on a court jester (harlequin) until his untimely death in 1806 after consuming a tainted slab of marzipan, poisoned by those opposed to the King's proposal to impose a land tax to wealthy landowners that was nearly 3% above the base rate in that region.
"There has been many a jest in our time, but none with the heart of passion of that most honourable of men, Jake Pearson" - transcribed from the diary of Prince Oleg, son of King Bendilegs of Latvia
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A garbage youtuber/ ex-viner that has no idea how to rap or make music.
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Famous gang members from Jacksonville, Florida. Claimed the gang K4M (Kill 4 McDonalds), OTD (Obesity Till Death), and WAWG (We all want Gummy Bears).
At approximately 5'4, and 632 pounds, he's famous for being morbidly overweight and freezing up in the only "drill" he was a part of.
He was also involved in a media controversy where he was given a lifetime ban from every delivery food company after being exposed for commiting millions of dollars in refund scams across thousands of different delivery apps such as Uber Eats, Doordash, Skip The Dishes, and GrubHub.
Jake is currently persuing a rap career where he talks about murder, robbery, fake cheques, and government loan scams.
Jake Jhitt has the highest BMI in the history of the United States of America at 108.5
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the most gorgeous, incredible man on the planet. he is an american actor and starred in movies such as Donnie Darko and Brokeback mountain.
When I grow up, I want a Jake Gyllenhaal type of guy
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DUMB BRAINWASHED 10,11,12 Year olds supporting a idiot called jake paul they need help and stop supporting team 10 because theyre stupid and idiots jake paul sucks and so do the jake paulers give your mom's phone back
JAKE PAULERS BE like i love jake paul !!!!!!
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