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Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.
"I feel like i have a hair pick in my afro, must be Phantom Pick Syndrome."
The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach
Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad
to lack enthusiasm or interest about something obviously awesome.
Random bish: "That purse is so trashy."
Me: "Girl, you better pick up the sticks because that purse is on fleek!"
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A game you play after getting your teeth knocked out.
Bite the curb and let's play 32 pick up.
Pick Me Boyfriend
A pick me boyfriend is one who only does an action only if they agree with it. If they don’t agree with an action, they will act confused and refuse. They will further victimize themselves by saying it’s the girlfriends fault for asking. They may further blame the girlfriend for voicing what she wants if she responds with anger or ignores in retaliation to boyfriends refusal. On the frequent occasion, as argument is in transit, boyfriend may say the girlfriend isn't a good communicator.
A pick me boyfriend requires numerous reminders 1-20+ times before considering an action. He will say you nag too much for his inability to do something the first time it’s said. We have wonderful men in government and business which require swift action, but he will require 1-20+ reminders to say you’re nagging. He will make you praise him for finally building up the motivation to do said reminder.
Ex. Girlfriend asks boyfriend to help with the dishes. Boyfriend refuses and says it that isn’t his job and it’s his girlfriends job. Boyfriend values his time over his girlfriend’s and he sees the girlfriend’s time is better used to do the dishes.
Ex. Girlfriend reminds boyfriend 1-3 times a day to pick up his clothes off the floor. Boyfriend continues to throw dirty clothes on the floor for “whomever” to pick it up or “whenever he feels like it.” Habit may on the rare occasion be resolved in 1 hr to 100yrs. Duration of cure varies per human man.
Friend: Did John really have they audacity to blame you for not being able to communicate directly with him about what will make you happy? What a pick me bf!
You: I only have asked him everyday, to pick up the clothes, take out his trash, clean his piss around the toilet, wash his dishes...and he says he doesn’t know what I want. It must be because he’ll only hear me if he agrees with what I want.
In a basketball game when a player steals the ball from a player on the opposite team, dribbles back and outruns every other player to his own basket and slam dunks the the ball for two points.
Sabrina swipes the ball from the Baylor guard, sprints the full length of the court, jumps high and slam dunks the ball for a #pick-2! Ducks win by two.
When you go to a candy store and you pick whatever candies you want. Usually, the candy store provides bags for you to put your candies in. Examples include Lolli and Pops, Five Below, and IKEA.
Bro! These candies are pick and mix and we can get as much as we want.