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A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living
That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.
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1) Aussie slang for a kid at the beach.
For those that require an explanation, understand that some Aussies refer to their children as shark food because they swim in shark infested water.
2) Australian slang for Bodyboarders and inexperienced surfers.
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Billy's Mum: Where is Billy?
Billy's Dad: He is swimming in the river inlet.
Billy's Mum: Joe you daft cunt, I fuckin told you not to let him in the river. There have been 3 shark attacks this week in that river.
Billy's Dad: Don't worry he's tough.
Billy's Mum: I'm going to get the Shark Biscuit
Billy's Dad: I need a cold one.
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Man 1) Joe is such a shark biscuit, won't even stand up on her board
Man 2) Well at least she is on a surfboard, Terry is on a bodyboard.
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Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"
Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."
Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."
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Verb: To Steeze Shark is to steal someone's style.
Noun: A Steeze Shark is a person who has a tendency to copy the style of people they spend extended time with. Can commonly be seen changing their style every few months as the group of people that he or she hangs out with changes, due to the fact that Steeze Sharks have a difficulty to commit to one scene or crowd by nature.
Person 1: "You see Steve has the same shoes as you now?"
Person 2: "I know. He's sharking my steeze."
Steve, in this example, is a Steeze Shark.
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"Baby Shark" is a children's song about a family of sharks. Popular as a campfire song, it has taken off since 2016, spreading through social media, online video, and radio.
Should I sing baby shark?
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Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.
To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."
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Jmos the shark is a dangerous killing machine and you would never want to be seen near him
Oh no it’s jmos the shark we gotta run
Jmos the shark is a killing machine!
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