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Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"
Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."
Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."
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A gutter-shark is a female whom spends her mental time in the gutter(perverted) sense. The description is meant to entice one to think of their perveted ways in a humorous manner.
A female that lurks in the abyss of the gutter wading for her kill on perversion.
Then Shelby said “ I’m less interested in length and more interested in girth”, as she turned and stared with intent, and I knew right then she was a gutter-shark, because we weren’t even talking about sex, we were discussing food choices.
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Cutting-edge undersea autonomous submarine technology
The Ghost Shark will provide long-duration undersea capabilities
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1) Aussie slang for a kid at the beach.
For those that require an explanation, understand that some Aussies refer to their children as shark food because they swim in shark infested water.
2) Australian slang for Bodyboarders and inexperienced surfers.
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Billy's Mum: Where is Billy?
Billy's Dad: He is swimming in the river inlet.
Billy's Mum: Joe you daft cunt, I fuckin told you not to let him in the river. There have been 3 shark attacks this week in that river.
Billy's Dad: Don't worry he's tough.
Billy's Mum: I'm going to get the Shark Biscuit
Billy's Dad: I need a cold one.
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Man 1) Joe is such a shark biscuit, won't even stand up on her board
Man 2) Well at least she is on a surfboard, Terry is on a bodyboard.
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Verb: To Steeze Shark is to steal someone's style.
Noun: A Steeze Shark is a person who has a tendency to copy the style of people they spend extended time with. Can commonly be seen changing their style every few months as the group of people that he or she hangs out with changes, due to the fact that Steeze Sharks have a difficulty to commit to one scene or crowd by nature.
Person 1: "You see Steve has the same shoes as you now?"
Person 2: "I know. He's sharking my steeze."
Steve, in this example, is a Steeze Shark.
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Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.
To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."
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"Baby Shark" is a children's song about a family of sharks. Popular as a campfire song, it has taken off since 2016, spreading through social media, online video, and radio.
Should I sing baby shark?
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