Slut on the Side

When you cheat on your wife the mistress is the slut on the side.

Bob: Hey George, where are you going.
George: I'm going to see my slut on the side.
Bob: Huh? What's that?
George: You know when you're having an affair.
Bob: Oh I get it.
Bob: Wait you're cheating on your wife.
George: UHHH UHHHHHHHH MMM no?
Bob: Well I'm going to post this on facebook, and twitter.
George: No don't do that.
Bob: Trust me you're wife will understand.
George: What do you mean?
Bob: You're wife is my slut on the side.

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the side door

(noun) Taking a poo on one side of the toilet seat, facing the wall. On a 90 degree angle from the regular pooping position (RPP). Usually in desperation, due to skid marks or pubes on either side of the toilet seat.

"I was forced to use the side door because there was shit stains on the front of the toilet seat."
- Joe-fizzle

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ranch on the side

The term used when you pull out o the anus and fire your load on your partner's arse

Last night I gave Amy "ranch on the side"

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side-tubed

what happens when you visit YouTube in order to find a specific video but end up watching all kinds of random crap instead

Sorry I'm so late, man! I went to check out that video everyone's been talking about and wound up getting side-tubed for like an hour.

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side google

When your friend is too deep their web search and doesn’t want to leave the page so you do them solid and do a search on their phone.

Hillary, I’m six steps into my Stitch-Fix profile, can you do quick a side google and see if they have XL tall?

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2 sided debate

Two opposing views, where both parties debate and present their arguments.

Topic: 'Smart phones make us stupid, agree or disagree?'

Girl: Smart phones make us stupid, because we always cheat using the phone.

Boy: There is no proof that smart phones make us stupid though.
Girl: You are using the smart phone and you have already failed the exams. Duh! You have lost the 2 sided debate!

Side Bitch Stalker

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.

Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

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