Puts it in the gas tank

Something one does to get elected captain of a high school cross country team. The act is very naughty and obscene. The person who puts it in the gas tank usually denies the allegation or asks what it "puts it in the gas tank" even means.

Flynners puts it in the gas tank, so does his running friend N.O.

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Thomas the tank engine

Thomas the tank engine was originally a book series called the Railway series. Thomas the tank engine was a TV series for kids in 1984. Thomas the tank engine was narrated by Ringo star in the UK dub and in the US dub it was narrated by George Carlin.

Thomas is a little tank engine who lives on the Island of sodor.
He has Four wheels, a Short stumpy funnel, and a short stumpy dome.

He is very Cheeky.
Thomas the tank engine mostly teases Gordon after Gordon finishes his work.
Thomas: *BEEP BEEP* WAKE UP LAZY BONES DO SOME HARD WORK LIKE ME
Gordon: *is shocked*

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Tank Drapes

an affectionate name for a large woman's vagina

"Let me get into them panties, and see them tank drapes"

"Hello Frank, you want to see my tank drapes?"

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Daddy Tank

A Room Full of lesbians.

There's a daddy tank living below me.

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It's like a tank top

A phrase made up by Miley Cyrus in the Miley & Mandy show in one of their videos on Youtube when Miley was cleaning her closet.

Every shirt they saw they said "It's like a tank top."

The video is titled: It's Like a Tank top

Miley: What about this one?
Mandy: It's like a tank top.

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Septic Tank of Awesomeness

Something that looks like shit (figuratively or literally), but is actually good. Named for the Hawthorn Hawks (AFL team) whose yellow and brown uniform makes them look like a septic tank of shit and piss, yet they are awesome despite the colour of their uniform.

Dane reckons the septic tank of awesomeness are gonna kick Geelong's arse tonight.

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put tank in a mall

Put tank in a mall is a word play. It is originally a Filipino foul word (phrase) "putang ina mo" which literally means "your mom's a whore". Put tank in a mall is often used in DOTA2 when Filipinos are asked to speak in English.

Player1: Hey, I need support over here!!
Player2: Tang ina mo!
Player1: What? Speak in English!
Player2: Put tank in a mall!

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