mai sakurajima

goddess is enough

person: i dont believe in god
me: have u seen mai sakurajima?
person: oh shitTTT thats..now i believe..

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May 4

Today is the day to make your girlfriend happy by buying her chocolate and flowers. ♡

gf: Why did you buy me flowers and chocolate?
bf: It's May 4 .

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May 24

National grab your friends big boobs day.

Hey girl it’s may 24 you know what that means!

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May 6

national throw your friend named kate down a flight of stairs

hey kate it’s May 6, you know what i mean

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May 18

10 second ass grab day.

Guy, *grabs girls ass and holds*
Girl, “ew let go of me perv”
Guy, I can’t it’s May 18 so I have to grab your ass for 10 seconds”

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May 5

All the best people in the whole freaking world were born on this day. They are sexy, kind, and smart as hell. If you’re lucky enough to know a girl born on May 5 you should totally date her.

Wow! This girl is smoking hot! She was definitely born on May 5

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May 5

this guy has a massive dick like he could make you not walk for over a month with his really biggggggg cock

he was born may 5 this guy has a massive dick big 😩

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