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Ages

A very short length of time worded to sound like a very long length of time.

I can't wait 5 more minutes, that's ages!

by Dandanman March 13, 2023


Aged Catfishing

A person who is in their teens or 20s lies about their age hoping to look young in their 30s or 40s, 50s etc..

PERSON 1: SINGLE, 32, LIVES ON PLANET EARTH!
PERSON 2: Are you really 32...?
PERSON 1: Uhhh no I'm 16
PERSON 2: you're just Aged Catfishing

by Mysterio28 October 29, 2021


age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

by spin1038airbusappleboeing April 08, 2025


Ag Bois

Like Soy Bois but with bigger tits. Love to talk about the land and hold an air of arrogance. When not wearing rich school boy attire they are measuring each others dicks and hectares.

Those one hand drivers in their boots and popped collars talking about shares, $$ and all things aristocratic must be Ag Bois.

by Nicholas Atkinson February 07, 2019


Age laws

You have Working age Gambling age porn age voting age vaping age age of Consent school age Leaving school age age of Criminal Marriage age Smoking age Drinking age Coming of age age of Majority age of puberty

Why is the age laws that away?

by 459395 March 06, 2022


Age bomb

When you're having sex and your partner says their age and they're under the legal age

Joe: What's wrong Chris?
Chris: That hoe dropped the age bomb on me, she's 16 not 18.

by EndSliceOfBread April 19, 2016


Golden Age

A period of great prosperity in a location or media, usually preceding an abrupt decline.

The Golden Age of Rome wasn't so Golden after Nero and Caligula's reigns of terror came and went.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 23, 2021