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Using icy hot as lube for anal sex
Last night Amy and i had an alaskan bonfire, yada yada yada it hurts to piss today
Shitting on a girls chest and spreading as much shit on her as you can while eating her out.
Hey Daniel I held an Alaskan rodeo on Susan for 3 whole minutes last Friday.
Getting a Cornetto from the freezer, pushing it from the cone point down to the ice cream into your partner’s anus whilst bent over, then eating it out of their anus down to the chocolate nub.
The action of Alaskan Unicorn Treat is defined as Pushing a Cornetto into yours, or someone else’s anus down to the ice cream top whilst they’re bent over. Then eating it down to the chocolate nub.
When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human
Tod: have you seen Greg?
Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.
The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving
I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...
A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.
Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.
When an Alaskan man with a stereotypical large penis whips his penis around in a clockwise rotation simulating a fan.
Hey babe Is it cool is I Alaskan ceiling fan in front of your sister.