A dynamic duo they are the funniest and the best people to ever exist because they are really cool and have huge wangs.
“You see those two there they must be alpha suley and Joe because there so hot and cool”
Super lit alpha lexa is a annoying kid that put cat tails on the mr. men show characters and claim that they are her OC.
She called 23 people a monkey. She deserved to be aborted.
Kid: Mom im super lit alpha lexa.
Mom: You are not my daughter.
Brother: Mom i killed alpha lexa.
Mom: Heres a iphone 15 pro max and a quest 3 for your reward.
Super lit alpha lexa is a child that had to be aborted. She is annoying and calls everyone a monkey.
She's hated by half of tiktoks population
Child: Mom, i became super lit alpha lexa
Mom: You are not my son.
Child 2: Mom i killed alpha lexa.
Mom: Heres a iphone 15 pro max and a meta quest 3 for your reward
Man with Big Dick and big Balls
Yo that nigga alpha he really packing an alpha
an alpha is a man that pulls girls. all the girls froth over him and he is the opposite of a beta. Generally alphas have an m or an a in their name and betas have a c or u in their name
oi do u see those girls frothing over that guy. He is the alpha
A narcissistic, 130 lb bitch who wants to join the Marine Corps. The type of kid who runs it down mid in League of Legends because he thinks he can 1v5 the other team and complains when he gets absolutely mauled to death. The weak ass idiot who screams alpha, barely does 2 pullups, and falls off the bar because he gassed himself. The pussy who will pick a fight with the Crips all by himself because in the end, he is "the one true alpha"
Brendan: "Did you know Chris Vuong is a faggot ass bitch?"
Clifford: "Nah man. Chris is alpha as FUCK"
Anybody that’s not Riley Pelletier, Waylon Skinner and Cade Ferguson