A generation which is catastrophically critical right now, all because of Elsagate and so on.
Youtuber: "Gen Alpha is fucked, and we know that for sure."
The worst generation to ever fucking exist. There is absolutely NOTHING good about this generation, not their humor, not their behavior, nothing! They have no respect for literally anyone. I know I sound like a boomer but I am speaking from experience. From the moment they come out of their mama's womb, they are given an ipad with youtube shorts, skibidi, among us, all that Gen Alpha shit. Gen Z was just the prototype but Gen Alpha is on a whole other level.
"My 4 year old cousin is part of Gen Alpha."
the generation of YouTube shorts kids, who watch things like skibidi toilet and say "GYAT" 24/7
mostly consists of 8 year olds who have the attention span of a dog / 4 - also known as an "ipad kid"
common personality traits include:
annoying as fuck
very slappable face
sing "Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler" way too much
laugh at literally anything
less than 4.5 feet tall
Gen Alpha kid: STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE RIZZLER
Person above the age of 12: shut the fuck up
Gen Alpha kid: YOUR SO SKIBIDI
aggressively taking charge; taking the lead from someone else in an obnoxius way; as in acting like the "alpha male" in a given situation; aggressive, dominant
We had to leave the bar when he started getting all alpha in every conversation.
A dynamic duo they are the funniest and the best people to ever exist because they are really cool and have huge wangs.
“You see those two there they must be alpha suley and Joe because there so hot and cool”
Cadre quinquagénaire ultra-performant qui optimise sa vie comme son vélo en carbone : plus léger, plus rapide, plus efficace.
Il affiche sa supériorité par des photos de randos cyclistes hors de prix avec ses potes corporate, avant d’upgrader sa compagne vieillissante contre une version plus fraîche (souvent une subordonnée)
Tu as vu ce que Jean-Marc a posté ? Encore une sortie vélo de 150 km avec son groupe de cadres. Ah, et il a viré sa femme pour sa stagiaire. Classique Mâle Alpha Carbone.
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Alpha house is only for alpha omega males