Bored Ape Yacht Club

A dog whistle for neonazis and racists

1: dude i just joined the Bored Ape Yacht Club!
2: dude i never knew you were a racist piece of shit!

16👍 5👎

Free Range Yard Ape

Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.

When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.

In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.

Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."

Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!

Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!

25👍 15👎

AP Human Geography exam

A test that only 2 people got a 5 on in my Title 1 school because everyone else that took it has room temperature IQ

Only 2 people passed the AP Human Geography exam

Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS)

When cultural change breeds chronic displays of ostentation. Usually occurs when a person from humble beginnings inserts his/her self into a more high-brow lifestyle.

The moment Ginny Sue moved from Hicksville to New York City, she developed the worst case of Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS) I've ever seen.

4👍 1👎

eat a grape rape an ape

this is a tradition in arfica

mmmm this grape is nice but so is this ape eat a grape rape an ape

14👍 8👎

Big black ape

An up and coming musical artist

Did you listen to big black ape’s new album? It’s on basically every streaming service

1👍 3👎

advanced ap history

A class only Alfonso would take to think he is smart.

also applies to advance honors english...

Alfonso: Eh! Ya guys i am smart, this year i am taking advanced ap history.

Denise: What history- wait, thta deserves a neck!!!!....wait its not even worth that.

1👍 3👎