april 25th

Anzac day. Celebrates the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC) landing at Gallipoli.

April 25th is anzac day. Walzting matilda, waltzing matilda, you'll come waltzing matilda with me!

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April 19th

It’s National National get dick day have fun ladys

“Ohhhhh it’s dick day let’s hit it lady’s” “Happy April 19th

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April 17th

National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.

Fuck. It’s April 17th. Time to delete my instagram.

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april 21

nation flash someone on facetime day. get to flashin’!

april 21 flash day

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April 18

It is national horny day grad dick, tittie , pussy,and slap butt day so be ready

April 18 is be as horny as you want and grad anything you want day

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April 25

National squeeze ass day squeeze boobs day suck dick day and suck nipples day

Guy: *squeezes girl's boobs* can't get mad its April 25
Girl: Oh right *gets on her knees and pulls down the guy's pants and boxers then sucks his dick*

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april 5

Stomic cancer day

April 5-for my boy with stomic cancer (Liam) stomic cancer day

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