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The inability to fully extend one's arms after a strenuous amount of exercise focused on the muscles of the arms.
I did so many curls that I now have Ken doll arms.
I'd shake your hand, but my Ken doll arms don't go that way.
Crab arm syndrome is when one arm is excessively more muscular than the other due to chronic masturbating
Colin has crab arm syndrome from beating his meat too much
Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.
At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.
Oh man, I took such a huge shit today, it was a baby arm!
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A competitive sport played in the commonwealth of Kentucky, also known as the "Kentuck 'Wrassle". Victory is earned by overpowering one's opponent and yelling obscenities into their buttock region before they are able to do the same to you. Frequently used as a way to settle disagreements.
Bubba: It's my turn to mount sis!
Jimbo: Is not! I challenge you to a game of Kentucky arm wrestling!
<A struggle ensues>
Jimbo (into Bubba's ass): MAWUWUWUWUWWUU!!!!
Bubba: You have bested me! Scoundrel!
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When A girl cups her hands and you then proceed to shit in her hands. Then she rubs in up and down her fore arm and proceeds to give you a hand job!
Man yesterday I craped in my girl friend's hand then she rubed it on her arm... and jacked me off "dirty arm strong"
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