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The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!
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He is like Christian Martinoli, has a sentence for everything!
1. Thinks he white.
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
A person who readily enjoys homosexual experiences but won't accept his homosexuality.
Mark: Yo christian, you enjoy that texan piledriver last night?
Christian: What are you talking about. I have no clue what you're talking about.
Mark: You're such a Christian-G. Stop rejecting your feelings for me.
ur typical white hispanic boy, who always feels the need to be RIGHT about everything! he's got sum nice shoes tho and can hop like a wabbit to pretty high places.
usually found with other Hispanics or small bearded Italian boy
cannot be tied down, must be free to wander
make sure u feed your christian fresh pineapples on the daily :)
** christian diaz runs on 20 oz cans of ice cold red bull **
oh thats such a christian diaz move!
cool guy. sadly died in a wild west fight in wichita Kansas in November 2010. went to lunch with his mom also.
Wichita Kansas history museum has the history of Christian Wells.
A red-headed child who has very few friends and wears tube socks.
I saw a christian smith at the food market.
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If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.
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