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Asian Joe is an American who was Adopted by an Italian family,Originally hailing from North Korea, he was smuggled out by ninjas, and taught how to use the ability known only to few as the Chubrakabra dick.
Which helps one focus strongly at math and ables them to see everything in widescreen technology.
Wow that Asian Joe in quantum physics class sure is able to do math well.
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While banging a girl im missionary position, before you are about to blow it, you let your arms drop and fall on your partner and begin to shake like an epileptic. Hence the complexity of the Asian Epileptic.
Bob was railing Ashlee in the missionary position, he dropped his arms and fell upon Ashlee and began shaking rapidly. Ashlee was upset even a little confused when she asked, "what the fuck are you doing?", Bob calmly replied,"you just got an Asian Epileptic".
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Used to describe someone who is very good at computer games, or is too good at computer games. Asians are generally known for being good at computer games, so a Fat Asian is considered an extremely good gamer.
Frist started being used in dota and has since spread into the MMORPG gaming world.
John and Bob are playing a computer game and Bob is continuously killing Bob.Bob says "BOOM HEAD SHOT" John says "Bloody hell, stop killing me you fat Asian!"
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1.) A fetish that socially awkward and/or unattractive white men develop after years of rejection from white women.
2.) It's consider the mirror equavalent of fat white girls, who have been rejected by caucasian men, developing a fetish for black men.
After years of rejection from white females, nerdy but lovable, Fred Eisenberg, finally resorted to dating an asian girl and now is said to have an asian fetish.
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derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.
She was cute but she has asian pubes.
Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
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An driver who is constantly persecuted by white Americans because they're jealous of her higher academic grades.
If you get into an accident involving an Asian Driver, the chances are it's your fault.
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The act of one individual, usualy with slanted or almond shaped eyes, attempting to persuade the conscience of another individual; these actions usually lead to some sort of sexual activity.
Brandon, you hear Lance trying to get with that girl?
Yeah Ashley, thats what you call Asian Persuation.
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