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Sitting in your own filth, taking a bath. Used bathwater.
"At least drain your ass soup out of the tub when you're done."
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It's when chef Gordon Elliott, through years of discipline and training, is able to actually urinate a meaty broth for the guests of his... oh wait... nope, that's pee soup. Sorry. Never mind.
My confusion is as thick as pea soup.
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40 plus divorced women are remarkably like a chicken that has been in your frig to long. They are old, picked over and nothing left to do with them but make soup. The only thing you can do with a soup chicken is to give her a dirty pirate.
A soup chicken is class of older women.
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A fine Asian cuisine noteworthy for it's extravagant amount of protein. Thought to be first discovered in Central-Asia during the Ming dynasty, the main ingredients include soup, and a fucking fresh severed dick. The Chinese version of the dish usually takes 10-15 servings to fill an average person up.
The dick in my Wang Soup was a niggers, so i sent it back.
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a pool of human remains in a soup like format, usually orange because of the broken down haemoglobin
man: Frank hasn't been seen for 18 months now, a bad smell was coming from next door so they went and had a look and all they found was bio-soup on the arm chair
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the moisture that builds up inside a womans pants during exercise,or heavy petting.
after watching an asian girl playing beach volley ball.I asked her if I could take a big drink of that yummi underwear soup.
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