Cool walk

A type of walk that cocky douchebags that think they are cool and hot stuff always do. The movement of the cool walk is almost indescribable and may variate from doucheturd to doucheturd, but it is easily recognizable; if you saw it you would know it.

The key to the cool walk is that they are self-conscious about it. They purposely do it as a way to show how cool they are, but they don't recognize that it makes them look like a douchehole.

Doucheface walking down the hallway, obviously doing a cool walk: Shit dude, did you do that study guide? Shit. Fuck. I need to do it. Fuck.

Kid looking at this scene: I'm embarrassed to just look at this douchefuck.

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rate cool

really fucking cool. totally awesome.

That guy's car is rate cool.

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Cool Patrol

When an awesome event has happened or an awesome site has been seen

Sara- "Dude did you see the comet?!"
Jaimee- " Ya!"
Ben- " No."
Sara and Jaimee- " IT WAS SO COOL PATROL!"

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To school for cool

To smart to be cool. Recently adopted by nerds/geeks who are comfortable being such. Does not apply to other forms of nerdiness or geekiness ie gaming and glee club.

Stolen and changed from P!nk's "Raise Ur Glass".

Nerd: I hate being uncool.

Geek: We're to school for cool.

Gamer geek: So am I!!

Geek: No, you're an idiot. You too dumb to be as awesome as us.

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Oh, Cool

A phrase which describes ones general disinterest in the aforementioned thought.

Hall: Guys I totally went SOP on that ACU patterned N64. I was going so HIP, if I don't do nothin' imma ball. Total duffle bag boy.

Everyone else: Oh, cool.

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Cool Whip

Urban definition: A reference used to describe a nice looking car. This term is best used as a double meaning when describing a exceptional looking car that is white.

"I'm in my cool whip, insides jello, hop up out that pretty mothaf*cka like, HELLO!" - Young Jeezy (Shawty Lo -Dey Know Remix)

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cool pose

the scholarly term for being "posted up"; the presentation of self many black men use to establish their male identity

Three Six Mafia: "I'm in the club "posted up" got my arms folded, blunt in my mouth and these haters I'm scoping.

(scholarly individuals would describe this scernario of the men displaying their "cool pose")

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