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bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011


Catch ya bed

A Guyanese term used by elders. Usually meant to say to a child to go to bed. Or in other cases to go away

"You betta catch ya bed befor me bet ya rass dem with a pointy broom"

by bevarnow May 16, 2019


Full as a bed tick

Belly full up

Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick

by Mr Bute April 5, 2019


shared a single bed

A euphemism for sex

Ella and I ‘shared a single bed’ last night, if you know what I mean ;)

by aaaa18 October 8, 2018

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Dogs on Elios bed

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.

Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today

by woahah November 4, 2019

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Gay before bed

The act of masturbating before bed, 'gay' referring guys playing with their PENIS etc.

Made famous by Ultimate Force, an English TV show about the SAS in which Cpl Ricky Man has an inside joke with Cpl Louis Hoffman - he generally follows it with 'they love it, they do, they love it'

well this is a paraphrase of 1 scene from Ultimate Force...

Cpl Ricky Mann walks in camera shot carrying Vaseline

Ricky: Here, this should work on the C4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of Gay Before Bed"

Cpl Louis Hoffman: *smirks immaturely*

by OMFGROFLOLMFAOWTFBBQ March 18, 2010

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bunk beds

a bed that emily is going to build, and her and griffen will share one.

emily builds amazing bunk beds.

by ofdjgsjlkgsdkg March 9, 2009

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