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to take on a task that is too big
i don't think that u can lift that large rock, don't try to bite off more than what u can chew..
Typically used by coaches who just shouldn't be on the ice. When you tie your skates too tight and you take that first step on the ice and you get a sharp pain on the top of your foot and you're like oh shit that hurts. Hydrate well and it won't happen!
Coach: alright boys let's get a skate in I'll show you how to do the drill
*starts skating and falls*
Coach: ah shit boys I dont suck its the lace bite
When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.
Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.
What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.
Fuck you asshole, bite on my cock!
a local rapper not far from Shawano,LIL BITE rolls with a crew called O.D.B and is a underrated rapper that is trying to make it out the rez,LIL BITE including (His crew) are abunch of fuck boys and gangsters
“Man you hear that guys track?”
“ of course he’s the fuck boy named LIl BITE”
when you insert you penis into your partner and she thinks it is too small then her vagina clamps on like a snake on a toad
his penis was to small and she got mad and used the good ol Alabama snake bite on him.