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Brandon Boston is the most handsome young man to walk this earth. Brandon Boston is literal perfection and no one will have his level of greatness at the end of the day.
Brandon Boston is one of my best friends
When your fucking your girl from behind and you stop and tap her on the shoulder and she turns and looks then you cum on her face followed by an uppercut. It creates the old Boston Cream Puff !!!
She thought she was smart until i gave her the old Boston Cream Puff !!!
A puddle full of shit. Referring to the shitty water from Boston.
Guy 1: She performed a Boston Puddle on my dick last night.
Guy 2: Did you sue her? That's Gross!
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"
When having a menage-a-trois one person takes their fingers and shoves them in the person's ass and gets shit on them to wipe it on their partner's back and the other one cums in the mouth creating the Boston Kreme.
I gave Becky a Boston Kreme with my buddy, Jimmy last night.
An ugly ass Green Rolex that you wear solely for the fact that you want someone with a ripped Larry Bird jersey to jump you and beat you the fuck up, not to take the rolex because its disgusting looking, but just because you chose to wear a green rolex
Michael wished he had The Boston Rolex because he doesn't want love
The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”