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KEN DEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
Person 1: Who is barbies boyfriend
Person 2: Ken??
Person 1: BAHAHAHA
Person 2: Wtf wdym??
Person 1: Smh you smuck..Ken deez nuts fit in your mouth
He is so sweet and I love him so much! I’ll tell you his name but he’s mine so yeah.
He is my hot boyfriend!
That one guy that you love/used to love who is completely worthless and ugly; yet you still talk about him with the homies even when you know you need to let it go.
Girl: shit y'all know he's fucking Samantha now?
Girl's friend: shiiii girl you're still talking about your bum ass boyfriend? Stop that shit!!!!!
Girl: girl I know... You right !! I fucking hate that muufuu
When you and him/her are practically exclusive and fucking however there's no labels. You consider yourself not single but not in a relationship however you have your eyes only on a particular person, where sexual urges happen.
Charles described Brianne and Carson's relationship a Girlfriend-Boyfriend with Benefits because they both are interested in each other but are not ready to commit to each other yet.
PBF aka Pretend Boyfriend is a convenient imaginary boyfriend who often comes in handy in many ways, such as excuse to get out of doing something, turning down a date, etc.
Occasionally Bill and I break up but it never lasts more than a few days and I know we'll be back together. So although technically we are broken up, dating anyone else feels like cheating. But Bill has to know what he's risking and that he might really lose me. That's where Carlo, my PBF (Pretend Boyfriend) comes in very handy...Bill does not not not like that Carlo is in my life!
When you dump your boyfriend and immediately log out all devices for Netflix and other subscriptions.
Girl 1: I just broke up with Tom.
Girl 2: Doesn't he still have your Netflix password?
Girl 1: Time to engage the ex-boyfriend protocol.
May 5th is national boyfriends buy their girlfriends lulu lemon cart day. So fill up and check out ladies!
Girl: May 5th is so soon!
Boy: oh no there goes my pay check I have to buy her lulu lemon cart since it’s national Boyfriends Buy Lulu