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Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.
The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.
A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.
Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage
The aftermath of unlubed dry rough anal sex
Steve gave me butthole blisters last night.
This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.
“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions
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August 8th - National show your butthole day
Hey Hannah, today August 8th!
Yeah and?,
It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish
Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!
P1: they are such assholes!
P2: no dude, they're just tight knit. They are a family of buttholes
Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.
Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.