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Caleb is a massive nice guy and girls love to fuck him because of his dick. If you ever get the chance to have sex with a Caleb you have to because he will rock your world. Caleb is also a really good singer and will make you fall in love with him if you hear him sing - just like a mermaid. Except instead of drowning and raping lost sailors, Caleb will fuck you.
Caleb is really fucking hot.
An extremely large mass who needs to thank the trees for wasting their oxygen
'I dont go outside, i stay in playing Fortnite all the time!!!!' - Person A
'Ewwww youre such a Caleb' - Every woman known on earth
Manipulative, cocky, gaslighting, theatre kid, charming, angry dude. If you find a Caleb, you better watch out. At first, he comes across as sweet and nice, but when you get to know him better, you’ll see his lying, bitter, and self-absorbed side. He’s the type of guy who would get a perm or get a lip tattoo for attention. He’ll also make you pay for any and all drinks or meals he wants if y’all are hanging out together. He can be entertaining as a friend though, and if you’re ever in need of a partner to walk with you or shop with you, he’s more than happy to go along for the ride.
Girl 1: Man, I really need someone to go to the store with me so I don’t feel so alone, since it’s Valentine’s Day and all…
Girl 2: I usually bring Caleb with me, even though he’s kinda obnoxious.
Caleb is a good guy, he enjoys spending his week simping for his middle school crush Danae gans and eating chicken, he likes to make jokes and say random stuff to his friends, he gets very angry when his friends block him overall don't get in Caleb's bad side.
Jake: who's that dude?
Danae: that's my Bae Caleb!
me
I am Caleb
None of the above stated things are true about me, minus liking music and not liking to let people in.
I honestly have zero good qualities.
Also a major nerd.
Me: "Everything they said about me (Caleb) is wrong."