Cotten candy

Aouther term for the neden

Hay, cotten candy... Cotten candy dont get wet 'til you put it in your mouth

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cheap candy

When Jarkko Ruutu hits someone in a non-sporting fashion while playing ice hockey.

Jarkko caught Jagr in the boards with his head down and handed out some cheap candy.

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rock candy

A derogatory term for someone who is stubborn.

Guy 1: Everyone wants to see Shutter Island but you, John
John: No way dude, I wanna see Alice in Wonderland
Guy 1: Dude, quit being such a rock candy

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candy ass

The proper title for Eminem, the faggot-ass white rapper who attacks women and George Bush.

WTF, Eminem?! Are you named after a piece of candy; YOU MUST BE A FUCKIN CANDY ASS!

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bum candy

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

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pants candy

(derivation self explanatory) The female sexual organ.

Is pants candy a term that demeans women?

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piece candy

A current definition of a small amount of a sugary substance located in my hand or a desk. Sometimes located in my gooch or in your taint.

OoooHhh piece candy!!!

G: Would you like a piece candy?
M: YES PLEASE!!!!
G: It was in my gooch.
M: Fuck NO!!

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