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When you jack off onto your carpet
“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “
Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.
Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.
John-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. No literally.. four days.
Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage
(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed
When a cat opens it's mouth drawing air in and up into the Jacobson's organ to process the scent more deeply than your cat's nose can. Usually resulting in an open mouth grinning expression.
"What's on this blanket? The cats got a wicked carpet grin."
"Dale, the damn cat is grinning at the carpet again!"
Management or similar, physically and emotionally removed from a problem but dictating a solution
“This has come down from those folk in carpet land as a solution to our youth unemployment problem”
When all participants of an orgy have bushes or when all the men cum on one woman’s bush
“I’m going to a carpet party tonight, I’m so excited”
“Dude we totally gave her a carpet party last night”