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to give a chick anal then have her suck your junk
she didn't like the taste of my chocolate lollypop
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A formed chocolate bar in the shape of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.
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A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.
Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.
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When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.
No thanks, I don't need a hug, looks like you got a chocolate finger
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A fart. Flatulence. Smelling of ass. Excessive stinky ass-gas in the alimentary canal that is passed through the rectum, and is fun for everyone.
dude#1: "Check it out man, Chocolate Perfume!"
dude#2: "Huh? What are you..." (dude#2 sniffs twice) "aww man!!"
"Who's wearing chocolate perfume?!"
"I swear that chick was wearing some chocolate perfume"
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When you sloppily french kiss with a mouth full of Hershey's chocolate syrup.
Last night my sister and i performed passionate chocolate mouth.
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a delicious sandwich that includes chocolate, marshmallows, and peanut butter, preferably pressed hot in a panini.
I was going to eat something healthy, but then I said, "Fuck it, I'll have a chocolate fluffernutter."
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