Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.

We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty

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chode fighting

Similar to cage fighting, but in this case it includes the use of chodes to whack each other until the other one needs chode cream to protect their chode from dehydrating, as in the case of rubbing on chode poison.

For my elective choice in the 9th grade I picked chode fighting, so i could slap coach g across the face with my chode.

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cheesy chode

A penis with a cheesy helmet,

Lick the cheese of my chode
Tom Cruise has a cheesy chode

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Chode

A relatively wide penis that resembles a football

Dude1:did you know johny has a chode
Dude2:no way
Dude1:yea that thing is bigger in with than it is in length

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Chode

for clearer definition see 'crotch monkey'

suxk tits mo' fo'

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chode

a walrus or whale that is wider than is longer.

tom eley: your a chode
ben smith: i know, boing!

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chode

tiniest weirner ever

chode=1mm

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