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Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'
Hi family, would you like to play Cock or Bollock
A Cherry On Cock is when a woman freezes her period blood into a ball, and then inserts it into a mans urethra.
Sally gave me a Cherry On Cock last night! It was amazing!
A vechile purchased for the sole reason to attract men.
It cant be a pussy wagon, we dont like pussy, we like cock. Its called a cock cruiser!
A person that dislikes uncut cock.
Anyone who believes circumcision is necessary.
There are a large number of Cock Nazi's in America.
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The act of a Top slipping their erection/Strap into his partner's vagina/ass/mouth in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.
Matthew held Jake close for a bit of cock warming after sex!
Sarah held Gail cock warming her after sex.
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A person who attracts other people's penises
When somebody's penis feels gravitation towards somebody/something
**Mark is walking down the hallway when suddenly he feels his penis pull his whole body towards Lucas as if there was some kind of magnetic gravitation**
Mark & Lucas: "What the fuck??"
Mark: "You are such a cock magnet, Lucas."
Lucas: "No, YOU are the cock magnet, Mark!"
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