Awkward Moments Coffee

A cofee for those moments, that are just too awkward for words.

You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.

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coffee is for closers only

you don’t rest until you close the deal

"Hey, where are you going? Coffee is for closers only. You should finish your shift"

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coffee filter

The african american teabag

Ron Artest coffee filtered that careless NBA fan really bad, nigger.

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coffee buck

A coffee bucks is a branch of Starbucks, a worldwide coffee stop. The term coffee bucks was coined by 'Comedy' Dave Vitty to prevent giving undue prominence to Starbucks when discussion coffee on BBC Radio 1.

I got myself a frothy coffee from coffee bucks this morning.

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e-coffee

The table display at the free wifi cafe.

Walking over to Henri in the cafe, I noticed his table was bare except for his netbook. Looking at him questioningly, he blurted, "Shit. I forgot my e-coffee!"

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Harmar Coffee

After a night of drinking with friends, going for coffee with one of them to sober up, end up drinking more and then having sex in another friend's driveway.

Hey Tina, have you had any Harmar Coffee lately??? Would you like some?

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Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold