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A lower education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a useless associate degree and become a college loser and earn a bad paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors lack real world experience and some have graduated from the least prestigious University's in the states. Most community college's are even worse than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.
" A Community College student has two worst selling unpublished books, a passport without stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got a poor education at a Community College."
"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school has just bought out Google."
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The chosen elite who *actually* get to vote for the president, while you're out pretending your vote means something.
Bob: Hey Mary, we got the same polling place, wanna go make our voices heard?
Mary: Ain't nobody gonna hear my voice with the electoral college speaking all over me.
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College Point, Qnz is one of the biggest shitholes I have ever seen in my life. I lived in Queensbridge 'till 1985 when I then moved to CP. It was a fairly quiet area then but wow it has changed. Now College Point has the highest crime rate in NYC. Most people havn't even heard of it. I look out my window and almost every day there is another murder here. Hearing police sirens is just a common way of life here now. It is covered with gangbangers. It is also now a ghetto in northern queens.I don't go out past 6pm here anymore.
-Yo let's go to College Point iight nigga?
-Iight let's bring our gats cuz mad crab and slob niggaz over there.
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West of College Point Boulevard are owned by Bloods and Latin Kings. Areas east are owned by Crips. This all leads to a horrible murder rate. Distribution of Narcotics and prostitution are also a very great problem besides all the violent crime. Suffered from "white flight" in the mid 1990's and now has very few white people. Police in the area are some of the slowest responders in the city. Even though just north of Flushing it has very few asians and there have been many reports of asians getting killed or robbed over here.
-Hey let's go sightseeing in Queens.
-All of Queens is pretty messed up execpt for the northern parts.
-So lets go to College Point because its in the northern part
-OK
LATER THAT DAY
-Are you sure you call this safe? We are the only white people here and everyone is staring at us.
-OH SHIT!!!
BANG BANG BANG
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I heard a bunch of people had that “Moravian College” disease
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Before I came to this college, I read the previous 2 posts from a decade ago, and thought, "despite their obvious sarcasm and overall saltiness I think I'm really going to like this place." And I do. This place is great. There's no parties so you can actually sleep, you're not forced to do any social activities (although you're highly encouraged to do so), and it's really easy for introverts to make friends. The only suggestion I can make is to not rely on maintenance (they never do anything unless your parents send them an angry email) and don't go to maple hall. The phantom poopatrator lives there. Just. Don't. Try another hall.
Despite the frustration this place is great if you're here to actually learn and not party your organs to death and contribute to society, unlike the other two jackasses that gave descriptions of this place. You can do things here, you just have to care about other human beings ;)
"You go to Becker College?"
"Yeah. It's frustrating sometimes but the place is cool."
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An activity Professor Albrecht participated in on many occasions in his time in University, one that revolved around squishing objects of questionable origins.
"Give that scorpion a good ol' college squish."
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