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During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.
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A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.
Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!
On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!
When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.
'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.
A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".
you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids
A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.
Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.