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A girl/woman that has had sex with all/most of her male friends
a: have you had sex with Cindy yet?
b: of course i have she's the group-condom
On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!
When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.
'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.
"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
A transparent plastic luggage cover
Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.
you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids
A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.
Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.