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The Couch

The couch is a couch in every theater department, usually in a practice room or above the stage, that is strictly used for sex.

Person 1: I saw Liam and Ella go up to The Couch

Person 2: oh is that why it’s a different color

by Professional Among Us September 08, 2021


Out of Couching

Ending an extended period of vegetation.

Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”

“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”

by Steve Blends May 06, 2022


unbox the couch

Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.

Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.

Dude, that curry did a number on me. Excuse me while I go unbox the couch.

by jefficient August 10, 2013


Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.

I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.

by PoppyReed April 29, 2018


sitting couch

A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.

Preferably used when:

A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.

¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):

a) rain secure a tarp

Sitting couch?

ill be there in 5

by juyshbocks July 06, 2022


Eskimo Couch

A snow made outdoor piece of furniture. They are typically long and cold and full of seamen.

"I can't wait to get this fishing boat back to land and put my feet up on my Eskimo couch!"

by Beboppsi January 29, 2022


Couch pro

Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.

Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."

by Danager1989 April 13, 2017