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A menstro crap is the shits that you produce when your having a period...it is much more smelly than a regular shite, and is of a runny consistency.
kid- 'urggggggggggggghhh whats that terrible smell'
other kid 'Its Mum's menstro crap ..Auntie flow must be visiting'
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When a girl is anxious to hear from her boy and ends up texting him first.
Danielle: Omg I totally bird crapped today
Ashlee: Really? Meee too, twice!!
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This is when the drunk girl at the party or just a lazy chick doesn't wipe her anus correctly and leaves poop on it. She pulls up her thongs and proceeds to go about her night. When the boyfriend pulls them off later and sees her crap strap. Total turn off, unless he is just as gross!
Brandon: Wow last night I was so horny I got my girl to the bedroom and I pulled her thong off, it was supposed to be a white one but all i saw was a brown streak, total Crap Strap!!!
Nick: Oh man that girl is nasty huh?
Brandon: Ehhh whatever man, I still got some. I just made fun of her the next morning and handed her a pack of baby wipes!
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When you go to a public toilet and go in a cubicle sometimes filthy animals leave it unflushed.
If you go into three in a row you hit the crapot!
Popular at festivals.
Also can be used to define when a gamble turns out bad.
"I've got got herpes, scabies and crabs.... I really hit the crap-pot!"
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Often found in SUVs. If the driver is going too fast, you will grab for the oh crap strap for stability.
See also oh shit handle.
Jess started accelerating before we got to the bump so I grabbed the oh crap strap and kissed my ass good-bye. We flew through the fucking air at 70 mph!
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it's just crappy/bad music
some examples:
Lou Reed
A Flock Of Seagulls
Iggy Pop
Duran Duran
U2
Def Leppard
Motley Crue
Guns n' Roses
Iron Maiden
anything at all that's goth (this applies to alot of different musical genres especially including most heavy metal)
anything emo (simple plan , my chemical romance)
rap (its just talking to the beat of shoes in a dryer)
disco
new wave
hair metal or fairy metal (buttfag metal)..or simply emo metal
modern R&B
black metal (nazi metal/goth)...see goths/poseurs
death metal (gay/goth)...see goths/poseurs
goth metal
emo metal
new metal or "nu" metal (see grunge/wiggers)
progressive/goth metal
industrial
techno
boy bands
wiggers
pop tarts/pop whores
divas (sluts)
kid rock
tommy lee
ratt/poison
there's just way to much crap music to list so I will just save some time by pointing you to the motherlode , mtv!
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Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.
Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.
After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.
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