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Teh arte ov purpusly mispleeling ae worde, nam, ect.
purson 1: did you hear that Luckass's name got Daved?
purson 2: do you mean Lucas and what the fuck does Daved mean?
person 1: Daved is the art of purposely misspelling a word name ect.
purson 2: oh, OK. so, your a fucking idiot.
Getting lied to by a low life piece of trash. Similar to the term Joshing
I was talking to my dude Jef and he totally daved me on his story about being a ladies man
The act of suddenly going to the washroom immediately after noticing a waterworks driver
He comes Tony with 4 pages, I guess I'm gonna have to do it since I just got daved
Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.
Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.
David came over last night daved me pretty good.
I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.
David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.
Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.
When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"
When you lend money to someone and don't get it back
A : "Man I never got back the money he owed me for pizza that night"
B: "Bruh you just got Daved"
Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday
Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight
When a friend says some thing so ridiculous do you want to just punch yourself in the face.
Josh: I just got off the phone with Diamond Diva Dave. He has sulfur burps and diarrhea; now he needs to quarantine for 14 days
Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!