The Russians did it

Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies

Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.

Did Her GoodStyle

Doing Her GoodStyle is when you have sex with another person.

Aaron: Dude I matched this chick on tinder. She came over and I did her Goodstyle.

Gage: Nice.

don’t did

don’t do something you’ve already done

“i texted my ex while i was drunk last night 💀”
“MF DON’T DID!!”

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT

A catchphrase often used by Indian scammers who are in the midst of crashing out after their plans to scam have been foiled. It’s typically used after “do not redeem!” whereby the scammer wants the victim to send them the gift cards instead of redeeming them.

Indian scammer: NO! NO! NO! WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT? MA’AM, WHY DID YOU DO THIS? HELLO!!! YOU DID NOT HAVE TO REDEEM THIS!!! NOW YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID? DO YOU SEE?!?

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Do/Did

This is the latest exciting genre of sexual genders. Do/Did refers to, "DO they have a penis or a vagina, and DID they have it at birth?

"Penelope was so confused about matters that she cut her penis off!"
"Ah, so she's a Do/Did'er!"
"Tru dat Homie!"

Did that work?

Did you figure out how to make it better immediately or do you need me to...

Hym "I mean, yeah, I thought of a way immediately but you never got back to me. Did you figure it out or no? And when I said 'Did that work?' I knew the answer. The question was rhetorical."

did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.

Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.