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when you sit down and you feel sudden breeze and vibration in your ass
guy1;ohhhh
guy2:what is it
guy1:i just got ghost dildo
guy2:no way!
when you sit down and there is a sudden breeze and vibration in your ass
guy1:ohhhh
guy2:what is it?
guy1:i just got a ghost dildo
guy2:no way!
When a woman takes her anger out on the world because her dildo no longer pleases her.
What an ass, she doesnt realize that shes in dildo denile.
Sauce you aquire from a dildo.
"Steve, would you wipe the dildo dip off on my toys"?
Two dildos glued together, either horizontally or vertically
"Ladies, I would suggest using the dual dildo technique, it's much easier than sticking two seperate dildos up there."
When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.
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