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1)frequently occurs after My Chemical Romance shows often due to screaming/crying/moshing etc. Often associated with high fever, fatigue, and loss of voice.
2)The contagious-ness of MCR fans. Everyone is very susceptible.
1) Doctor: I believe it's bronchitis
MCR fan: No it's My Chemical Disease.
2) "Everyone around here is so odd, maybe it's My Chemical Disease?
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The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's
She has the Hideous matching disease.
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The inability to maintain or play to a rhythm.
To have an Awful Sense of rhythm.
Origins: This term is based on two stereotypes at once, African americans have a good sense of rhythm and Caucasian people do not.
Usage: It is most commonly used when referring to an African american with said inability, but may be used when referring to a Caucasian. But as prevailing stereotypes indicate more often than not this would be redundant, unless referring to a well known Caucasian musician or any musician, who's music has taken a recent decline.
Antonym for Rhythmatic
*After band class with an African american substitute teacher*
"Wow that was awful"
"Yeah that sub has white people's disease something bad."
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"Did you hear Kayne's Latest album?"
"No. Why?"
"He must've caught white people's disease, his music is awful"
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1. Someone who breaks their arm and then wines for an ambulence even though they aren't going to get one
2. Contagious among idiots
a certain person Who can't ride their bike might become infected with broken arm disease.
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Mad Cow Disease is when fat people run around trying to eat you.
HOLY SHIT that bitch got Mad Cow Disease.
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When a woman's belly sticks out further than her boobies do.
There are 4 types of Boobie-doo Disease.
- Pregnitis: A fully acceptable and temporary form caused by being pregnant.
- Indentitis: Acceptable, but disappointing. This is the result of extreme lack of boobies, also know as being flat.
- Ponchitis: The ponch creates a belly that is much too flabby. Cures are possible through diet and exercise.
- Guntitis: More common in older females. The mystery that is the gunt, which is partly made up of belly, protrudes a distance greater than the boobies.
Hey man, why won't you go on a date with Sarah?
Dude, she's caught a bad case of Boobie-doo Disease.
Really?
Yeah man, serious case of Ponchitis!
Hey Trevor, I noticed your girl's showing early signs of Boobie-doo Disease, you gonna step in and say something?
No worries, bro. It's just a case of Pregnitis!
For real? Congrats buddy!
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A serious deformation of the stomach and penis of a man. it is when your stomach sticks out farther than your dick do.
"look at Joe, he has major dick-do disease, lol"
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