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A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong
Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong
fuck you then
fif-teen dol-lar
/fif' ten, 'fif, ten/ daler/
noun
plural noun: fifteen dollars
a masta piece for your wallet.
This mastapiece cost's fifteen dollars. Now that is what you call a mastapiece for your wallet.
A club for men who buy Plan B or any other Birth Control after unprotected sex.
"Hey Luke, did you take home that chick from last night?" "Yeah, but I ended up joining the 50 Dollar Club."
1. When a hooker who usually is very expensive lets you fuck her for free.
2. When you use Cool Whip during oral sex
3. The most common pie that clowns throw at each other
Jake: Dude, I just had some million dollar pie with Amber last night!
Tim: Lucky! That chick practically stole my wallet last week.
Lisa: I thought you were usually grossed out by oral sex.
Janet: I am, but we had million dollar pie last night so it was kinda delicious.
Additionlly...
Hym "If one trillion dollars is a drop in the bucket... Then paying me enough to retire... Is SEVERAL ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE... LESS than a drop the bucket. It's like a simple hydrogen molecule. So no. You just won't want to pay. You have to pay. I DON'T have to work. So, I'm not going to."
When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself
Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.
He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.
Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."