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Dump Trumpet

The Anus

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.

by Standard Bruv July 1, 2011

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system dump

Often the first call of nature after a strongly spiced meal is a system dump.

Extra strong curry may result in a system dump to floppy.

We went out to an Indian restaurant last night and I badly needed a system dump this morning.

by wilkanton July 10, 2009

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Po dump

A dump, where garbage from a poor area is taken.

These are some po dump chairs!!

by Gooch himself February 13, 2019

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trump and dump

A tactic whereby a politician deflects criticism by creating a new, unrelated controversy.

Donald Thump reacted to the latest Mueller indictments by pulling another trump and dump: he said outrageous, undiplomatic things to the G-7 leaders, who are our friends.

by smjgJsbjgsm July 27, 2018

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BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

by workseverytime January 23, 2012

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dad dump

A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.

Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom

BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.

by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017

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Notebook Dumped

When your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.

"Hey, where's your girlfriend?" "She's with her ex. I got Notebook Dumped." "Sorry man."

by saxman May 31, 2012

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