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To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.
Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*
John's girlfriend broke up with him, his mother died in a car crash, and he lost his job; today, John was eating shit.
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The correct spelling is "eat-arse".
"Shut up Ashlee. You're eat-arse." ~ Karl
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What you tell your mom you are doing when she asks what the fruity smell coming from your vape is
Oh hey Mom, I'm just eating Carrots, that's why it smells like carrrots
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To insert directly into ones anus.
Why don't you go reverse eat a dick.
If you don't put your beer can where it goes, I'm going to make you reverse eat it.
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So extreme ass-kissing as to ingest an undigested peanut from the recipient's rectum.
To win his boss's favor, Ed had to eat the peanut.
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When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.
I was at The Pit last night and some creep totally tried eating net out of nowhere.
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