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1.The act where two or more people attempt engage in Facebook activities on one computer in attempt to bring some excitement back into a relationship and /or raise desire of partners for human contact or conversation. Any attempt to use a personal computer,phone other device to entertain share teach or explain anything via Facebook expecting positive results. Always results in one or more people getting Facebook played as forplay is to getting laid
Fighting now more popular than fucking for college students according to recent Facebook poll! Kids these days are thinking flirting online will lead to to getting laid in the real world but its just Facebook foreplay for these facebook fucks. A Craislist pay date beats a Facebook foreplay fight!
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Eliminating information that is inappropriate or uninteresting from your Facebook posts.
I wish she wouldn't use Facebook to bitch out her friend. Does she not know all 300 of her friends can read it? She should use her Facebook filter.
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The act of looking up a person on facebook in order to acquire basic information about them such as mutual friends.
Person A: Do you know Sarah McGee?
Person B: I don't know, let's facebook google it and see if we have any friends in common.
Person A: That's such a great idea! And we can look at her profile picture too.
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When you're feeling extremely happy (or occasionally awfully sad) that you can't wait til getting home to upload your facebook status, thus ignoring your family at all.
YOU: I can't believe it!I passed the exam!I graduated!!
FRIEND: oh,congrats dude! go home,your family must be anxious and wanting to hug you and celebrate!
YOU:no way man! I'm on the facebook countdown,,all I want is to upload my status.. My family will have time to celebrate then.
FRIEND: you freak!
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A rare, fleeting experience when you come into contact with someone who you are strictly friends with on Facebook. This person may have been in that one class freshman year, or met during an evening of heavy drinking followed by a clutch friend request at 3AM. Facebook unicorn's namesake comes from the unicorn itself. You've read about it, you've seen pictures of it, but interaction in real life is strange and uncomfortable. The slight nod of the head and acknowledgment of existence is the proper response to the phenomenon, to act as if you actually knew who they were would only degrade yourself (see: creeper).
Guy 1: Hey, isn't that the chick that was in our Bio class freshman year?
Guy 2: Yeah. She's dating John Smith and has a cat named Sarah Palin.
Guy 1: Dude you're a fucking creeper.
Guy 2: No, she's just a Facebook Unicorn.
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Forensic facebooking is the practice of using facebook to find as much detailed information about a person from their profile as possible. Similar to profile mining.
Elise and I engaged in some forensic facebooking to find where her ex moved, what his new girlfriend was like, how many photos he took of her, and how many times they poked each other.
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A person who uses facebook to update not only their facebook status but their twitter status also.
A 'Facebook Twit' is obsessed with posting the same updates on both networking sights about his/her mondane activities that noone really cares about.
A: Have you seen what Ben is doing tonight?
B: Yea. 'Ben Smith is taking a bath'.
A: Haha. Yep. Did you see it on facebook?
B: No, I saw it on twitter.
A: Ha! he is such a facebook twit!
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