Tree Falls in the Woods

When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.

Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml

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Before The Moon Falls

Shhhh!
We are private detectives onward back from a musical pilgrimage
We work under the name of the Fall
Who would suspect this? It is too obvious
Our office is secluded
Those there to suspect would not see the wood for the trees
We were six like dice but we're back to five
Up here in the North there's no wage packet jobs for us, thank Christ
While young married couples
Discuss the poverties of their self-built traps
And the junior clergy demand more cash
We spit in their plate and wait for the ice to melt
I must create a new regime
Or live by another man's
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
I must create a new scheme
Get out of others' hands
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls

I could use some pure criminals
And get my hands on some royalties
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
A problem of this new scheme
Is answering obscene phone calls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Gotta stop drifting around
Kill this ugly duckling
We've got the power
And must not misuse it 'cause life is short and full of thought
I use the power
I use the power
And I will forever
End this reign of terror
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the tide subsides
Before the moon falls for the fifth time, before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before The Fall swoons
Before The Fall swoons

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niagra falls explosion

when you hit that g spot on a girl so hard she squirts and you need a raincoat

I need a niagra falls explosion soon

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Falling off the roof

A euphemism for anal sex

Chris: I've still got a limp from falling off the roof

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Fall Out Boy

A "punk-pop" band which could be classified as emo. They have done little for music, and are not innovative in any sense of the word. They are not interesting although the lyrics are occasionally well written. They are popluar due to good marketing and admittedly catchy, if not particularly good songs.

1)
Poser: I love Fall Out Boy! They're sooo talented and alternative!!
Normal Person: Wait, what, seriously?
2) Yes, I think the songs are catchy, fun, fluff; no I don't respect them as artists.

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Fall Out Boy

Ok, so Fall Out Boy is pretty much the best band ever.They say you can't understand them, but if you really listen to the songs instead of looking at their bodies, you will hear the clever, funny, and beautiful lyrics and music.They are made up of Patrick Stump(lead singer, rhythm guitarist, main composer),Joe Trohman(lead guitarist, backup vocals),Andy Hurley(drums),and Pete Wentz(bassist, lyricist).Fall Out Boy is from Chicago, and can make me smile any day.Oh, and by the way, THEY ARE NOT EMO! Idiots.

FOB Fangirl:LYKE, OMG! FALL OUT BOY ROX AND THEIR LEAD SINGER, PETE, IS SO HAWTT!
Me:You idiot, Patrick is the lead singer.STOP LISTENING TO THEM BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY ARE HOT!Idiots.

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fall out boy

A somewhat talented, yet excessively typical, pop-punk/emo-core band that stands behind some douche who tries to sing with food in his mouth.

Pop Fan: "Hey, do you like Fall Out Boy!?!!!"
Normal Music Listener: "No."

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