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A popular phrase used on Gamefaqs.com message boards whenever the well known joke account Saxon posts anything.
Saxon: "I predict that Randy Orton Ric Flair and Batista will turn on HHH tonight on Raw then the corpse of Katie Vick will return to lead Evolution!"
Next poster: "Saxon = joke account"
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A large penis on an unattractive man.
"Ever notice all the tards have huge cocks. Man, God's cruel joke."
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A joke by which you and only yourself understands.
"haha sorry its a super inside joke i have with myself keep talking"
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Simply put, an inside joke with yourself. If you have to many of these, it is no longer a joke, its a mental condition.
Me: I was just climbing the tree and...
Classmate: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Me: Uhhh, dude, I haven't even got to the marginally funny part. What's the big deal?
Classmate: Oh nothing, just thought of something.
Me: Care to share?
Classmate: No not really, just an inside inside joke.
Me: I'm just going to move on then. So i was climbing the tree...
Classmate:HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Me: Sigh.
The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E
Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
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a fart. can be used to describe or warn of the coming fart.
anybody know any good zombie jokes?
that was a good zombie joke.
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