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Similar to beer goggles, however its when you have been in lockdown for far too long that you would find anyone attractive. Especially when they are covered up by a face mask.
Am I really attracted to you or is it the corona goggles talking?
when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people
"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."
What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.
"Fuck man, if i didn't have these thizz goggles i might of hooked up with that whale."
Phenomenon in which one's consumption of holiday alcohol makes one's family bearable.
"Hate my family, but after the nog goggles kick in it will be okay. Hell, maybe even my first cousin. Who knows?"
Similar to beer goggles in nature, but different in effect. Tennessee Goggles is experienced when you drink a few too many Lynchburg Lemonades and you suddenly find your cousins attractive, and start to question your sexuality and its underlying morals.
Guy 1: I drank too many Lynchburg Lemonades last night and damn-near fucked my cousin.
Guy 2: Don’t worry, you were wearing the Tennessee Goggles, so it doesn’t count.
To be in love with everyone around you as a result of taking 'gear'.
I was chatting to that minging guy for ages longer than I should have done cuz I'd got my gear goggles on
Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.
Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.