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Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls

"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."

by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024


Moon Gooning

It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.

"I went moon gooning with the natives yesterday."

by Bromime February 13, 2024


Moon Gooning

When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.

Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.

by Shrel-El April 6, 2024


Moon Gooning

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.

I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.

by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024


Moon Gooning

(Verb) - The act of howling at a full moon while gooning, transforming yourself into a werewolf.

Hey dude you looked bored; wanna come Moon Gooning with us tonight?

by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024


Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.

Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life

by ketamine1 March 6, 2015

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Goon Cave

A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.

Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session

Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session

by GoonLyfe April 20, 2024