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A hetero sexual male who enjoys things usually associated with homosexual men. Unlike metrosexuals however, a half gay man is not flaming.
Walter likes Hello Kitty, I swear he's half gay.
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when you dont have a full on hard on, but you got a semi hard on.
i cant stand up right now cos i got a half pipe.
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Being in the state of having a hang over and still being partially drunk.
Going to work half cut this morning was terrible, I could barely hold my coffee cup and had a pounding headache.
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A seduction/self defense mechanism of Canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. The young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).
Example 1:
Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.
Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."
Guy 2: En tabarnak
Example 3:
Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."
Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."
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When someone isn't ugly, but isn't quite beautiful.
Guy 1: Dude, check that girl out - she's beautiful.
Guy 2: Nah, she's not all that... she's beauti-half.
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Schrödinger's decent.
Something that is mediocrely good and mediocrely bad at the same time
used when you don't want the opposite person to know whether you find something above average good or just about below average..
Shaun: Did you watch that movie I told you about?
Z: yes
Shaun: how was it?
Z: You know what, It was half decent!
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