half gay

A hetero sexual male who enjoys things usually associated with homosexual men. Unlike metrosexuals however, a half gay man is not flaming.

Walter likes Hello Kitty, I swear he's half gay.

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Half Pipe

when you dont have a full on hard on, but you got a semi hard on.

i cant stand up right now cos i got a half pipe.

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half a fag

Someone you suspect is gay.

"You know that guy Carl, he`s half a fag."

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half cut

Being in the state of having a hang over and still being partially drunk.

Going to work half cut this morning was terrible, I could barely hold my coffee cup and had a pounding headache.

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Beauti-half

When someone isn't ugly, but isn't quite beautiful.

Guy 1: Dude, check that girl out - she's beautiful.

Guy 2: Nah, she's not all that... she's beauti-half.

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Half Standard

A seduction/self defense mechanism of Canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. The young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).

Example 1:

Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.

Example 2:

Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."

Guy 2: En tabarnak

Example 3:

Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."

Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."

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chopped-in-half

1: To be so, so, High...
2: Faded, confused, dazed, mistaken.
3: To be severed from your lower body

1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.

2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.

3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!

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