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A diet mostly mirroring the Nathan Pritikin diet (who ended up committing suicide) which focuses on low fat, low protein, and high carbohydrate foods. Very popular among the US medical industry for boosting the sales and funding of pharmaceuticals.
The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.
old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?
young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...
old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.
young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...
old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.
Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
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the city where the Heartbreak hotel is located,
where people sans boyfriends end up on friday nite
desperate,romantic,horny,solo,bored
My life is geographically positioned in lonely hearts-ville.
I am like wayy lonely hearts-ville rite now, if i don't get some soon, my punani is gonna dry up and fall apart.
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one's intensions are good despite indications to the contrary
He often insults others by what he says but his heart is in the right place
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When youre heart is literally broken or myocardial infarction.
I cant believe stacey broke my heart or was it the 34 donuts i ate today?
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Ask an unsuspecting victim if they have seen a 'beating cat's heart', followed by exposing one's testicles and pumping in and out of one's fist to mimic a beating heart.
Jeffrey: Hey William! Have you ever seen a Beating Cat's Heart?
William: I don't believe I have Jeffrey, please enlighten me!
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This could mean she is of any race, but a total slut/slapper!
Boy: Oh hey ure hairs nice.....Really browny/red....
Blonde at heart chick: (Whilst suggestingly giggling) Oh hey, a gals gotta shampoo her hair 20million times a day wen a gals gotta shampoo her hair 20million times a day!!!
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When something happens that you believe to be sad
you see a dying baby bird
- my heart was crying when I saw that
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