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You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.
Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.
When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.
Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical
A line from a vine made by Calebcity, who is funnier than any joke youtubers on Youtube. (sorry, youtubers)
*doorbell*
Dude 1: Ayo The Pizza's Here
Dude 2: Sweet!
I don't know the definition that's why I'm asking you
Stop on by ,"I'"ve got a couple heads here for you"?
1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.
Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.
Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.
When your opponent, such as in a game of basketball, beats you handily and says this comment to add insult to injury
John just dunked on Simon to win the game.
John: Here's your ass.
Simon: I hate you.